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How To Get Slayed
Author: Asphodel
(Rift Server: Sunrest)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/HowToGetSlayed.wmv
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File Size: 202 MB
Running Time: 7 minutes 42 seconds
Date Posted: September 26, 2011

Video of the epic PVP hosted by Slayers on Saturday night, I tossed in some clips from Friday night's Sanctum raid for good measure. (September 23-24, 2011)

Had a blast all weekend, I hope we can make these bloodbaths a regular thing!

Cuz everyone needs to get Slayed every once in a while.

Sorry for everyone who wanted to see "pwnage", I focused on the clips of the closest and most intense fights. (Woulda had more but I spent a lotta time on my back.)

Oh, I know the second song in my video is WAY overused. But I love it, and I have always wanted to use it in a vid. It went really well with the first song that Incog picked when he was totally sober, so you're in for a rare treat!


The Death of Sunrest!
Author: Asphodel
(Rift Server: Sunrest)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/TheDeathOfSunrest.wmv
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File Size: 169 MB
Running Time: 7 minutes 14 seconds
Date Posted: July 4, 2011

I read on the forums while on my two weeks of vacation that the server was dying!

So this past weekend, I took to the server with my crazy guildies to investigate the forum rumors ...

We quickly found that these rumors were true!!!!!!

I don't make claims without evidence, so I present to you this video that proves beyond all doubt the server's mortality.

It took two days to produce, I had 15 hours of "World PVP" FRAPS to go through taken between Thursday and Sunday. The server apparently dies a LOT.


Relentless Defiance
Author: Asphodel
(Rift Server: Sunrest)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/RelentlessDefiance.wmv
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File Size: 138 MB
Running Time: 3 minutes 55 seconds
Date Posted: April 4, 2011

Yesterday, the gods called upon their "weapons" to suppress an invasion of Guardian-controlled lands by heathen savages.

The warriors of <The Guardians> and <Fate> rose to answer the call ... and eventually brought the fight across most of Telara and to the Defiants' own doorstep.

The following video contains disturbing images, including

  • Nudity
  • Dwarves
  • Strong Language
  • Weak Language
  • Defiance
  • Blasphemy
  • Religious zealots
  • and Rebellion
In general, Ascended behaving like Descended.

Viewer discretion is advised. But not likely.

P.S. Big thanks to Dyne of <KORD> for putting this together, and doing his best to get people killing each other.

Incognita Jones and the Lost Crusade
Author: Asphodel
(Rift Server: Sunrest)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/TheLostCrusade.wmv
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File Size: 145 MB
Running Time: 4 minutes 14 seconds
Date Posted: March 7, 2011

Last Friday night in Rift, four Amazon warriors set out over the mountains to bring the gods and their empire of slaves to ther knees. Neither cold, nor snow, nor death itself could keep them from their goal of slaughtering the pilgrims in Sanctum.

Defiance reared its head ... and the earth trembled.


OOC:

We were just trying to get back to Meridian ...

We were lost.

And very, very drunk by the end LL.

If I had recorded vent there wouldn't have been a forum that would let me post this, I'd be sharing a padded room with that Wikileaks dude. (Even tho I hear he's hawt with the ladies )

Incognita is about as good at giving directions as I am at staying alive. Somehow we got a lotta PVP kills, I think everyone who saw us running at them thought we had more than four, whole raids broke up and ran and we picked them off as they left.

Oh yeah and you guardians in [The Honor Guard]: You guyz are an awesome group of RPers and PVPers alike! We actually just watched you all roleplaying on my grave for a while, was almost as fun as getting my guildies killed.

"Almost".

Hope you all enjoy!

"Who's the greater fool, the fool or the fool who follows him" - Obi Wan Kenobi