| ~ Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men ~ |
| Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. |
| No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. |
| One usually makes a better pie. |
| They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! |
| If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face. |
| If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out. |
| From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head. |
| A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be. |