Author: Asphodel
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/WeddingOfMillaiAndYeshauu.wmv
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File Size: 114 MB
Running Time: 4 minutes 21 seconds
A wedding gift for my Sister Millai.
His Holiness the Pontiff of Ingro, Servant of Mitra Johnpaul presiding.
Only as her vision focused, she realized that the cold stones under her were in fact her own bed.
So long had she slept among beddings of swamp trees and lotus stems, she had forgotten the life of the civilized, who sleep behind strong walls for comfort.
At one time, the Conqueress had looked over her sisters, with an inner purpose to refine them into the kind of fighting soldiers that had surrounded her since birth.
But now, she and the sisterhood were as one, and she was also supremely confident in their purpose. Asphodel realized that it was she who had changed, not the primitive warrioresses about her.
As she drifted back to sleep, she ignored the uncomfortable feel of cold stones against her back, filled with a new warmth, and her dreams began to recount the sisters' long journey together ...
Blood and Fire
Author: Asphodel
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/BloodAndFire.wmv
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File Size: 168 MB
Running Time: 4 minutes 38 seconds
"The journey is the reward"
(Shamelessly borrowed from Lady Kemena of Poitain)
Author: Asphodel
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/AsphodelMallinWedding.wmv
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File Size: 74 MB
Running Time: 3 minutes 26 seconds
"Crossbow" wedding, Cimmeria style.
I do apologize for the overall lack of violence ...
Originally, I had planned to call in Snowhawks to clean up the wedding afterwards, just had a bit too much wine to figure that out, and also get my vows right
Thank you to all my sisters who showed up with pretty much no advance notice. Also a special thanks to Kemena, Brutas, and .... "the Pict"
Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/DawnOfANewOrder.wmv
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File Size: 153 MB
Running Time: 5 minutes 33 seconds
Video is mostly of the February 3 liberation of Burnheim by [Order].
I have 3 Terabytes of FRAPS from my defenses of Burnheim, so I sprinkled in some short historical clips, from a few memorable sieges that I never made vids out of.
Thanks muchly to Sintax and the Orderlies for letting Her Majesty and me take part.
Take good care of her.
Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/TurningOutTheLytes.wmv
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File Size: 154 MB
Running Time: 5 minutes 36 seconds
Video of the November 23 [Legion of Flames] historic siege on [Acolytes].
[The Guardians] dropped our guild tags to assist, and avenge the Acolytes' vandalism of Libertas.
Viewer Discretion Advised.
Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/TheCleansingOfMorrigan.wmv
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File Size: 152 MB
Running Time: 5 minutes 32 seconds
Last night, amidst a routine channeling, Demonsayer received an important message from the goddess Morrigan herself!
The Sisters found themselves faced with a grim task, and one they could barely bring themselves to carry out.
Ever vigilant and faithful to the will of Morrigan, the Amazons did their duty ...
They did NOT have fun!
This was serious biz.
(No Amazons were hurt in the making of this film. Only males of The Guardians. Yes, Airic exercised his wisdom in hiding on the roof of the Purple Carp until after the cleansing.)
Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/LibertasDoesTheAnvil.wmv
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File Size: 184 MB
Running Time: 5 minutes 58 seconds
Shout out to Anvil of Crom for showing us a good time Saturday night, and teaching us some "new moves"!
/wants more
Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/FriendlyFire.wmv
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File Size: 202 MB
Running Time: 6 minutes 47 seconds
Thanks to all our friends who showed up to support us in defending Libertas last night!
This one's for you.
*salutes*
(P.S. I put some serious blackmail-worthy material in here, just for the sheer pleasure of doing it, including the now-infamous Aquilonian Naked Footrace in Libertas
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Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/LibertasAndJusticeForAll.wmv
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File Size: 254 MB
Running Time: 6 minutes 31 seconds
Last night, a large contingent of disenfranchised ex-Subway employees raided Libertas, upset over TG's announced boycott of cold meat in all forms.
I had great FRAPS of some Khesh fights, and also of the Krypteia raid on Fort Subway, that I tried to put in this vid, but I just had to trim that stuff out or it would have been like an hour ...
Here's the most intense moments of that fight, as well as a few pics from TG history, of the "original" Libertas.
Oh yeah, I had my particle effects turned to zero, but for most of the fight it bugged back to "high". Gives the battle a surreal glow, and covers up a lot of the really dumb things people did when the lag set in. Welp, mostly covers it up.
Legal Disclaimers: No Mammoths or Rhinos were hurt in the filming of this video. Only soldiers of both sides, guards, catapults, buildings, and innocent bystanders. Priests were generally exterminated first.
Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/TrojanHorseyRide.wmv
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File Size: 269 MB
Running Time: 3 minutes 42 seconds
Last night, 4 warriors of The Guardians placed an intoxicated, disrobed damsel on the doorstep of the city of the Barbarians of Ironwolf.
The barbarian guards, certain that this "peace offering" was a sign of victory, opened the doors, no doubt to drag the well-prepared wench inside to share her amongst themselves.
Only the ride they got was not the one they were expecting ...
(Viewer discretion advised: This movie graphically portrays people having excessive unnecessary fun
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Author: Haleigh Comette (Asphodel in AoC)
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/Gutterballz.wmv
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File Size: 276 MB
Running Time: 3 minutes 57 seconds
Video of last night's fight over control of Kheshatta.
July 5, 2008
Hope you enjoy watching it, cuz we had a lotta fun dying to make it.
/coldshower
Author: Haleigh Comette
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/ThanksForTheGreatWeekend.wmv
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File Size: 300 MB
Running Time: 4 minutes 29 seconds
Video of Fish and me in Gamespot's Age of Conan PvP weekend.
April 18, 2008 - April 20, 2008
Fish played a Ranger, I played a nekkid Conqueror.
Mmmmm I lubs this game.
Update: People downloading this video generated three times as much web traffic in a week than my entire site had dealt with over the last two years.
Thanks to Hurricane Host for keeping my site up through traffic sometimes higher than 100 MB/second. Y
Author: Asphodel
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/RebelTattooMod.wmv
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File Size: 18 MB
Running Time: 30 seconds
Been working on this for so long ... and through 5 or 6 client reinstalls lol. It's the "Crimson Phoenix" tattooed on my hip.
Here is a short vid in case anyone wants to see how it looks.
Been trying to get pink ribbons in my braids, but no luck on that so far.
/rebelyell
Author: Brutus
Download Location: http://www.kissmybuns.net/hawt.wmv
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File Size: 13 MB
Running Time: 3 minutes 10 seconds
The video is just over three minutes, yet it does the trick for Brutus.
That has to count for something!